Sources say the former president reptile sanctuary was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw something to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the animal, causing some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and clips have instantly gone popular online.

• We don't know why Trump
• went to the prison island
• conspiracy theories abound that he wastesting his bravery

Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.

Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!

Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
• Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!

Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.

• Drain the Swamp!

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!

Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a pen full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.

What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.